Let's take your car and do amusement parks U.S.A.
We'll ride the world's biggest rolly-coaster down on ol' Coney Island
At Euclid Beach on the flyin' turns I'll bet you can't keep from smilin'
Get your girl a cotton candy while you're down on the ground
Then take her on the twirl-a-way and spin her around
Let's get your car and mess around on the rides all day
The parachutes at Riverview Park will bend us outta shape
And Disneyland and P.O.P. is worth the trip to L.A.
Watchin' girls in the air can really get you bad
I bet the laughin' lady makes you laugh like mad
Let's go on out and look around at the park all day
[Narration by session drummer Hal Blaine]
[Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry folks, step right up to The Beach Boys circus
The best little show in town
Hurry, hurry, hurry, it's only a dime, folks, one thin dime, just one tenth of a dollar
Come on in and see Stella the snake dancer
She walks, she talks, she wiggles on her belly like a reptile
She got the biggest ..
Ask the manager, ladym I don't know
Hurry, hurry, hurry folks, come on and see Stella
She shimmies, she shakes, she got the biggest ...]
You'll crash and burn and then wave in bumper car at Steel Pier
You'll crack 'em up when you stand in front of all the crazy mirror
All alone you'd be a chicken at the jackhammer ride
But you'll do it with a girl sittin' right by your side
Let's take your car and do Amusement Parks U.S.A.