I know a girl who spent a year and a half crying in the bottom of a bathtub
It was really such a bad look
Then on New Year's Eve, someone yelled 10, 9, 8
Everybody kissed then she punched them in the face, ooh
'Cause everybody's gotta find somebody, that's the point in every movie
You don't wanna end up like a sad spinster
Just wasting away
Find yourself a mister
Yeah, that's what they say
That's what they say
That sounds pretty shitty
And I'm pretty pretty
Sexy in the city
Save your pity, bitch
It's kinda fun just
Me and me
Table for me and me
Hanging with me and me
Finally free
Won't waste my life
Self-loathing
Happy I'm going home with me and me
I don't care, get out my face if you don't like it
Asking for a friend
If I go twenty-seven years with someone who treats me like shit
Instead of going out with my girls f*ckin' L-I-V-I-N
Is it really such a sin?
Is it really not a win?
'Cause I'd rather be dead
Than with 99% of all men
When I'm with myself, it's honestly zen
Might as well be my girlfriend
It's kinda fun just
Me and me
Table for me and me
Hanging with me and me
Finally free
Won't waste my life
Self-loathing
Happy I'm going home with me and me
Me and me
Table for me and me
Hanging with me and me
Finally free
Won't waste my life
Self-loathing
Happy I'm going home with me and me
I don't care, get out my face if you don't like it
I don't care, get out my face if you don't like it