Beasts Of Bourbon - Cocksucker Blues Lyrics

Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy
And I just came into town
Well, I heard so much about London
I decided to check it out

Well, I wait in Leicester Square
With a come-hither look in my eye
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column
But all I do is talk to the lime

Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass f*cked?
I may have no money,
But I know where to put it every time

Well, I asked a young policeman
If he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard,
Some of them, some of them, they're alright
Well, he f*cked me with his truncheon
And his helmet was way too tight

Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass f*cked?
I ain't got no money,
But I know where to put it every time

I'm a lonesome schoolboy