I once had a girl
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Or should I say she once had me
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She showed me her room
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Isn't it good Norwegian wood?
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She asked me to stay
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And she told me to sit anywhere
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So I looked around
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And I noticed there wasn't a chair
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I sat on a rug biding my time
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Drinking her wine
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We talked until two and then she said
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"It's time for bed"
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She told me she worked
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In the morning and started to laugh
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I told her I didn't
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And crawled off to sleep in the bath
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And when I awoke I was alone
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This bird had flown
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So I lit a fire
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Isn't it good Norwegian wood?
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