[ Featuring Bert Kaempfert, His Orchestra ]
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
Cars and girls are easy come by in this day and age
Laughing, joking, dreams, weed smoking, till I've spent my wage
When I was young, people spoke of immorality
All the things they said were wrong are what I want to be
(Hey) over, under, sideways, down
(Hey) I bounce a ball that's square and round
(Hey) over, under, sideways, down
(Hey) I bounce a ball that's square and round
When will it end? (When will it end?)
When will it end? (When will it end?)
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
I find comments 'bout my looks irrelativity
Think I'll go and have some fun, 'cause it's all for free
I'm not searchin' for a reason to enjoy myself
Seems it's better done than argue with somebody else
(Hey) over, under, sideways, down
(Hey) I bounce a ball that's square and round
(Hey) over, under, sideways, down
(Hey) I bounce a ball that's square and round
When will it end? (When will it end?)
When will it end? (When will it end?)