Berthold Kusserow - World Class Traveller Lyrics

I'm a world class traveler
There are places I like to go
I'm a world class traveler
That's for sure, so you better know

When in France I like to tell the French
How their country should be run
While I'm wearing my Bermuda shorts
With white socks and Birkenstocks

When in Spain I like to drink my beer
From the jar until I faint
Hit the restaurant at 5 p.m
Have my Schnitzel with some Kraut

I'm a world class traveler
There are places I like to go
I'm a world class traveler
That's for sure, so you better know

If you are abroad
Life is just a bitch
Strange customs you hate
They better be ditched
That's for sure

I'm a world class traveler
There are places I like to go
I'm a world class traveler
That's for sure, so you better know

I'm quite often in a London Pub
Where I complain about the beer
Driving left in each and every street
Is a very bad idea

I like the beaches down in Tuscany
And the seasons in the sun
But to occupy the nicest spot
I get up a six o'clock

I'm a world class traveler
There are places I like to go
I'm a world class traveler
That's for sure, so you better know
That's for sure, so you better know

Now just guess where am I from?