Kick My Ass Video (MV)

Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my platinum card
Then I ordered 50 long necks for my new friends
Well, the bar maid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up said here's to us and them
Well, this blond slid up to me
She said that was awful sweet
Then I saw her boyfriend as wide as he was tall
Well he broke up our hug with a six foot five inch shove
And I found myself slammed up against the wall
Why does every body want to kick my ass
I'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't
Just because I kiss the prettiest girls and drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want to kick my ass
Well I've never been the type to walk up and pick a fight
I've always been the kind to get along
I throw parties all the time and there always on my dime
We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn
We'll my style of stress relief sometimes disturbs the peace
The police show up put donuts in my yard
While the zeppelins playin loud they run off my party crowd
They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard
Why does everybody want to kick my ass
I'm just tryin to have a little fun for all the ones who can't
Just because I kiss the prettiest girls and drive my truck to fast
Why does everybody want to kick my ass
Just because I kiss the prettiest and drive my truck to fast
Why does everybody it seems like everybody wants
Why does everybody want to kick my ass
Kick my ass