Well, I walked up to the bar,
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I laid down my Platinum card,
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Then I ordered 50 longnecks for my new friends
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Well, the barmaid passed them out,
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And before we chugged them down,
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I held mine up and said, "Here's to us and them"
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Well, this blonde slid up to me,
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She said, "That was awful sweet!",
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Then I saw her boyfriend, wide as he was tall
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Well, he broke up our hug
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With a six-foot-five-inch shove,
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And I found myself slammed up against the wall.
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Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
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I'm just tryin' to have a little fun
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For all the ones who can't
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And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
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And I drive my truck to fast
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Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
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Well, I've never been the type
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To walk up and pick a fight--
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I've always been the kind to get along
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I throw parties all the time
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And they're always on my dime,
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We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn.
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Well, my style of stress relief
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Sometimes disturbs the peace,
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The police show up to donuts in my yard
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And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud,
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They run off my party crowd
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They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard.
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Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
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I'm just tryin' to have a little fun
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For all the ones who can't
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And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
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And I drive my truck to fast
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Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
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And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
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And I drive my truck to fast
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Why does everybody want
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It seems like everybody wants
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Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
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