[ Featuring the Backwoods Bad Boys ]
When I went to school, I never got along
Father always drank, it caused problems at home
Never did anything right, I was always uptight
When I did fit in, we'd have to move again
I've always been in a no-win situation
Done nothin' but cause me aggravation
Every time I think I win, I've got to begin again
I've always been in a no-win situation
When I made sixteen, I met my sweetheart
Was the answer to my dreams, I knew it from the start
We got along so well, for a very short time
Then one day she left me, I thought I'd lost my mind
I've always been in a no-win situation
Done nothin' but cause me aggravation
Every time I think I win, I've got to begin again
I've always been in a no-win situation
Moved through the years, I moved through some wives
Started my own business, so I could get on with my life
Then it all fell in, Uncle Sam stepped in
He said, Boy, you owe me money, you'll have to start again
I've always been in a no-win situation
Done nothin' but cause me aggravation
Every time I think I win, I've got to begin again
I've always been in a no-win situation ... I've always been in a no-win situation