[ Featuring the Magic Five ]
Billy had a tough day and need to blow off steam
He walked downtown to the pub made a promise to his wife
She said "You'll drink one pint alright and be home tonight"
But you'll never drink one beer with the magic five
Oh Billy, what are you waiting for
I know you want to stay, but you're wife wants it no more
Oh Billy, what are you waiting for
If you don't go home now, there's gonna be a war
Just when he decided it would be wise to leave
A good old friend from long ago stepped right trough the door
He yelled "Pour me and Billy-bob a drink you can't deny"
He thought one drink could do no harm but one drink let to more
Oh Billy, what are you waiting for
I know you want to stay, but you're wife wants it no more
Oh Billy, what are you waiting for
If you don't go home now, there's gonna be a war
Billy kept on drinking, til the pub had to close
In the back of his mind he could hear his wife yell
He said "It doesn't matter mate, let drink some more tonight"
In search of the next pub in the night he dwell
Oh Billy, what are you waiting for
I know you want to stay, but you're wife wants it no more
Oh Billy, what are you waiting for
If you don't go home now, there's gonna be a war
He's never gonna make it
There's too much going on
Same old situation
Billy never gonna learn
Oh Billy, what are you waiting for
Oh Billy, what are you waiting for
Oh Billy, what are you waiting for
Oh Billy, what are you waiting for
