The Bingewatchers - Stephanie Lyrics

Stephanie says that she hasn't slept in days
She likes to stay up and we all know she has her ways
She's spinning around and tripping and spilling her beer
She's playing me songs on her phone that are too quiet to hear
It's five in the morning and she still isn't slowing down
She says in an hour we should go get another round
But my stomach's on fire and my head is a pounding blur
It feels like I'm dying just trying to keep up with her

So wake up Stephanie
Wake up Stephanie
Wake up Stephanie
And go to sleep

I finally convinced her to call an Uber back home
She made it safe but she keeps blowing up my phone
She says if I come by she can have a bag on the way
I don't think she remembers we already hung out today

So wake up Stephanie
Wake up Stephanie
Wake up Stephanie
And go to sleep

I fell asleep for two hours and woke up to eleven missed calls
And a message that said
It just sucks to realize you have no friends at all
Also, I think you might have accidentally grabbed my bag of coke
I know you get a little stupid every time that you smoke

Wake up Stephanie
Wake up Stephanie
Wake up Stephanie
And go to sleep
Just go to sleep
You need to sleep
And stay asleep

This morning I couldn't view her Facebook page
She blocked me out in a drunken fit of rage
But I know that she'll add me again before the end of the day
And say Where the hell have you been, I've got a bag on the way

So wake up Stephanie
Wake up Stephanie
Wake up Stephanie
And go to sleep