Holy cow you're in proportion
And he was just a harmless man
Head of the board in a position of power
And isn't that a beautiful tan?
Three rum and cola's in
With an appetite that never wains
Three boys who will be boys
Isn't she lovely
I never want ugly
The things I would do
Out on a dinner for two
I was only joking
It's just harmless fun
No over reactions
We're not telling anyone
Gentleman who's from a different generation
And he has got a golden tongue
Reserves for the girls a slightly different disposition
To slogans that he sells his son
I'll get the drinks for you
Insisting that you'll let me pay
But there's a hidden IOU
Isn't this fun
Better than dinner for one
The things we could do
If it was just me and you
I'll hold all the doors
Just give a little bit more
I was only joking
It's just harmless fun
No over reactions
We're not telling anyone
Three rum and cola's in
With an appetite that never wains
Three boys who will be boys
Isn't she lovely
I never want ugly
Isn't this fun
Better than dinner for one
The things we could do
Out on a dinner for two
I was only joking
It's just harmless fun
No over reactions
We're not telling anyone