Blue Loser Fanclub - Blenderhead Lyrics

Have you heard the news today
That someone's gone and done it again
We sigh and tut and shake our heads
Now let's get back to acting like men
I know you haven't asked me but
I'm going through a bit of a spell
Weekdays are for worrying
Weekends are for living in hell

Excuse me, why
I'm a stand-up guy
But I've got my fears
If I told you one
Would you up and run
Or lend me your ears

Party's in the living room
We're gonna be leaving in ten
Gimme just one minute I'm
Crying in the bathroom again
Let's meet some new people
I'm gonna have to put on a show
Someone's asking questions now
It just so happens I've gotta go

Excuse me, why
I'm a stand-up guy
But I've got my fears
If I told you one
Would you up and run
Or lend me your ears
If I'm sick, then won't you be quick
And cure me any way you can
"What can I do?" you say
"For someone like you", you
Don't seem so bad