[ Featuring The Crypt-Kickers ]
I was working in the lab, late one night
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When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
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For my monster from his slab, began to rise
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And suddenly to my surprise
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He did the mash, he did the monster mash
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The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
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He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
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He did the mash, he did the monster mash
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From my laboratory in the castle east
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To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
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The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
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To get a jolt from my electrodes
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They did the mash, they did the monster mash
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The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
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They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
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They did the mash, they did the monster mash
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The zombies were having fun
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The party had just begun
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The guests included Wolfman,
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Dracula, and his son
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The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
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Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
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The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
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With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
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They played the mash, they played the monster mash
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The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
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They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
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They played the mash, they played the monster mash
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Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
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Seems he was troubled by just one thing
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Opened the lid and shook his fist and said
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"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"
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It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
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The monster mash, it was graveyard smash
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It's now the mash, it caught on in a flash
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It's now the mash, it's now the monster mash
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Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
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And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
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For you, the living, this mash was meant too
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When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
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Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
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The monster mash, and do my graveyard smash
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Then you can mash, you'll catch on in a flash
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Then you can mash, then you can monster mash
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