I Love You So Much (Its Scary) Video (MV)

(Max Greenfield, H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal, Steven Davis, Kelvin Chow-Min Yu, & Bob's Burgers)

[Boo Boo (spoken):]
Hey, girl
[Allen (spoken):]
Yo, girl
[Boo Boo (spoken):]
Halloween has gotten so commercialized
[Matt (spoken):]
So many commercials
[Boo Boo (spoken):]
Let's try to get back to what it's really about
[Matt (spoken):]
What's it about, Boo Boo?
[Boo Boo (spoken):]
Love
[Matt (spoken):]
Oh, that's right
[Boo Boo (spoken):]
Yeah

[All:]
When I see you, I fall apart ...Like a zombie
I got too nervous to ask you out ...To the prom-bie
I wish I could make you mine
When I open my mouth I sound like Frankenstein

Every night, I stay awake... Like a vampire
I just wanna get close to you... Hold your hand-pire
I can't think of what to say, I sound like such a dummy
You make me come unravelled, just like a mummy

Girl it's freaky (howling sound)
My heart is weaky (hisses)
My teeth are extra sharp, my body's extra hairy
I'm running in the dark, I love you so much it's scary

Ooh, yeah, scary It's scary, girl. Rap time.

I close my eyes and you're still there
You're the girl of my dreams, nope, my nightmares
You're like Jason, Mike Myers, Carrie and Freddy
But I don't want to run away, I want to go steady

[Linda:]
Is that a different Allen from the last video?
[Tina:]
No.
[Linda:]
Yes- What? Yes, it is!
[Tina:]
No, it isn't.
[Linda:]
They switch Allens sometimes, Bobby.
[Tina:]
No. They don't.
[Bob:]
Don't tell Teddy. That's his favorite one. He's a big Allen guy.

It's Halloween (roars)
I'm scared of the dark
Going door to door
To your mama's house
I can feed her
Got to get that candy
Gotta put in my bag
Whatcha have
Ooh, trick or treat!

Girl it's freaky
You trick or treat me
My teeth are extra sharp, my body's extra hairy
I'm running in the dark, I love you so much it's scary...