(John Roberts, Megan Mullally, Eugene Mirman, Dan Mintz, Rich Fulcher, & Bob's Burgers)
[Linda:]
Psst! Hey! Stage girl!
[Tina:]
Yes?
[Linda:]
I need you to put a rattlesnake into someone's guitar for me.
[Tina:]
Yes, ma'am.
[Linda:]
I'll trade you these tears for a couple of beers and this snot for a shot of whiskey
I'll can kiss on these lips for a couple of sips, but do not get too frisky
[Thanks to nehor90210 for correcting these lyrics]