Shitting all these bricks ya my asshole kinda hurts
Diarrhea all over my place and up in my shirt
It's coming out so fast ya that go squirt
I explode the toilet let off an amber alert
Dookie so thick shawtie kinda wanna eat it
Poopy in her mouth grab my wiener and she beat it
Finna send me poop, but I ain't gonna delete it
I think my peepee sick gonna need your mom to treat it
Call me Beetlejuice cause you know that I'm really smart
If I eat my beans gonna it's make a smelly fart
A few more beans and I'm gonna have to shart
Just ripped a hole in the toilet at my local Walmart
Now we on some Roblox and its time to play
If you don't like Roblox then u must be gay
Roblox girl so hot I see her and cum spray
I love Jesus so much god all I do is pray
Hop on your knees praise Jesus the lord
I pray to god and I never get bored
So much of the bible we've never explored
I never sin I leave satan ignored
The father the son and holy spirit
My preist rapes children I do not go near him
Avoid temptation I don't do that weird shit
Hell's not a very fun place baby fear it
Open your bible now its time to study
Let's read the gospels with your bible buddy
Jesus vs satan it finna get ugly
Communion so fast baby I'm lookin' smugly
Jesus can save you from your own sin
Start your life with christ by snipping off your foreskin
Now it's time to begin
Finding the lord is an easy win
Never say yes to premarital sex
I dropped Satan now the devil is my ex
Halo 'round my head, yeah that's a light flex
Genesis, Exodus, Corinthians is next
I chose Jesus and it saved my life
Choosing Satan feels like getting stabbed with a knife
Reading the sacred texts yeah that's really tight
Aidios going to church with my Christian wife
Don't Juul not Cuul if you do it's a crime
BoiseBoyz be awesome better know we a dime
7 hours out your day for sexy pray time
Dropping all these bars ain't even at our prime
Breaking news!
Lizzo killed four people
She is like satan oh my god she's evil
Find a nice girl gonna snatch her and keep her
Rather be Jewish then Mormon I prefer
I be going crazy till I'm hearing Mama
Sito
Going up in power better know I'm Benito
Getting all this money yeah you know it's a freak show
Saying Gucci fake but you know it is real tho
Shawty want me bad wanna sit up on my face
Passed the competition we be chillin' in first place
No damn treble baby turning up the base
Throw hands with me and ill knock u up to space
All my bars so ill that they have coronavirus
Boonk all your possessions ya u could call me a pirate
100 percent poopy free diet
My poop taste so good do u wanna come and try it
College for Coolness I'd have a degree
Zendayas pretty hot kinda wanna drink her pee
Packin' 12 inches do u wanna come and see
My bars they make explosions call it World War 3