Bonzo Dog Band - Monster Mash Lyrics

Monster Mash
(Who knows?)

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld a eerie sight
For my monster from the slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise he did the mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abode
To get a jolt from my electrodes, they did the mash

The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun
The guests included Wolf man, Dracula and his son

The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his babe hounds
The coffin baggers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt Kicker Five'
They played the mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
"What ever happened to the Transylvania Twist?"
It's now the mash

Now every thing's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash