[ Featuring Bruce Hornsby, yMusic ]
Got webbed feet, rubber bill
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Fat-ass tail, furry chill
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Dark purple-green colored fur
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I'll stick that ass with my poison spur
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Saw Crash Bandicoot on the road today
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Cousin Knuckles the Echidna cross the way
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Huh huh Huh-huh-huh
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I am the platypus- wow
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I am the platypus, no animus waa wow- wow
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(Not pusillanimous)
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I'm aglow, why no one knows
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I'm not sure myself
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I fluoresce, I shine
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Biofluoresce so bright
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I am, I am the platypus
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Two-shot watamus, two- shot cannabis
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Part human, part bird
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Part beaver, reptile nerd
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I'm weird just like you
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Let's exult in greens and blues
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I am the platypus
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I am the platypus
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I emit light, only for you
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I'm so strange just, just like you too
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I'm part human and some parts duck
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I light up the world, only for you
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