Brian Transplant - You've Killed the Undead Lyrics

I used to study necrology
Biochemistry and pharmacology
Trying to find out how to bring back the dead
Now I just wish I could get rid of them instead

You've killed the undead
Now zombies are a bore
Revenants aren't even funny anymore
You've killed the undead
And I really hope you're pleased
You've taken all the joy out of disease

Now everywhere I go, they're everywhere I look
On TV, at the mall, and in comic books
I gotta say it really loses all its charm
When you welcome the apocalypse with open arms

You've killed the undead
Now zombies are a bore
Revenants aren't even funny anymore
You've killed the undead
And I really hope you're pleased
You've taken all the joy out of disease