Well Sheriff Morris got himself in a jam
Accusations flying all across the land
Bought himself a Polaris said it was new
But the county found out and the troubles grew
Crazy comin' on down in Pittsburg County
Sheriff's in the hot seat they're tryin' to take him down
With bribery and embezzlement the charges pile on
He's singing his own tune while the law sings a different song
Commissioners gathered in their secret session
Decided on removal made their tough confession
They didn't fire the sheriff just passed it to a judge
But the scandal's like molasses it just won't budge
Crazy comin' on down in Pittsburg County
Sheriff's in the hot seat they're tryin' to take him down
With bribery and embezzlement the charges pile on
He's singing his own tune while the law sings a different song
Morris says he's innocent claims it's all a mess
Blames the board of commissioners for his current stress
He's got his day in court and an election too
The people will decide if his badge is still true blue
Crazy comin' on down in Pittsburg County
Sheriff's in the hot seat they're tryin' to take him down
With bribery and embezzlement the charges pile on
He's singing his own tune while the law sings a different song
They say he upcharged repairs for a lift kit deal
Got free fixes on his 4Runner wasn't part of the steal
The county's out for justice but Morris stands his ground
Singing to the voters with that country sound
Crazy comin' on down in Pittsburg County
Sheriff's in the hot seat they're tryin' to take him down
With bribery and embezzlement the charges pile on
He's singing his own tune while the law sings a different song
So if you're down in Pittsburg and you hear a country tune
Know it's Sheriff Morris trying to change his fortune soon
He's got his guitar his badge and a court date too
In this crazy comin' on it's the sheriff versus you