Milk and kebabs all over the place
Two burritos been shoved in my face
Cannot tell you what started the feud
Nihilistic warfare, the weapon is food
There's a food fight tonight
There's a food fight all right
Beef and potatoes flying through the air
Oh shit, here comes gravy. It's all through my hair
But there is one thing that we must all fear
It's fight to the death, but now don't spill the beer
What?