Go to the pub to have a beer
Some shitty cover band playing songs you don't wanna hear
But the crowd is going wild
And I stop and think to myself for a while
This is something I could do
Well I'd rather be on stage
And sing another shit song
Than stand down with the rest of you scum
Print stolen pictures on a tee
We'll throw out a bunch of stickers to waste because they're free
Everyone's just here to see their mates
But frankly I still think I'm getting better rates
Than all of you jerks
Well I'd rather be on stage
And sing another shit song
And take off all my clothes and shit
And throw them into the mosh pit
And sing shit lyrics about shit and shit
This shitty song is shitty shit
I'm just gonna sing another shitty song