(Spoken)
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How you doin' out there? Y'ever seem to have one of those days
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Where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from
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Your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well,
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Y'know, I used to have 'em just about all the time. But I found
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A way to get out of 'em. Let me tell you about it!
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(Sung)
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Sitting in the classroom Thinking it's a drag
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Listening to the teacher rap Just ain't my bag
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The noon bells ring You know that's my cue
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I'm gonna meet the boys On floor number two!
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Smokin' in the boys' room
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Smokin' in the boys' room
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Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
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But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
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A-checkin' out the halls Makin' sure the coast is clear
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Lookin' in the stalls No, there ain't nobody here
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Oh, my buddy Fang, and me and Paul
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To get caught would surely be the death of us all
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Smokin' in the boys' room
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Smokin' in the boys' room
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Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
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But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
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All right!
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Oh, put me to work In the school book store
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Check out counter And I got bored
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Teacher was lookin' For me all around
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Two hours later You know where I was found
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Smokin' in the boys' room (Yes indeed, I was)
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Smokin' in the boys' room
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Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
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But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
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One mo'!
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Smokin' in the boys' room
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Oh, smokin' in the boys' room
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Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules
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But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school!
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