You know that expression about the early bird vis-'-vis the worm? i'm always the last bird to get the memo, the last bird to get the word. the other birds all say 'hey, you missed the early bird train' and all i can say is 'tweet tweet, i must have slept in again'. when opportunity knocks at my door it plays knock knock ginger, nicky nicky nine doors - that game where you knock and then run away like a ninja. they say the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese, from under the corpse of his mouse brother. i guess the second mouse is me.