In the bar and you're telling lies
'Bout your fights and you fantasize
Think you're hard but your not at all
Always run when it's back to the wall
Mouth an' trousers that's you
Mouth an' trousers that's you
Mouth an' trousers that's you
What you gonna do
Get your mates to help you out
But you winge when you get a clout
Like the adds when it's ten to one
You're a mug and you gotta be done