I don't wanna eat today
And not because I'm losing weight
The diner closing down ain't on my mind
I just wanna be the enemy of time
I don't wanna demonstrate
I ain't chasing down the fame
I like walking down broadway
Without the hassle or the headache
Don't wanna be a fan
Don't wanna be the man
Don't care to be the one
Who married his best friend
I know it's a comedy
It's already dawned on me
The way I'm living life might be a crime
I just wanna be the enemy of time
I can't help it I'm afraid
She left me cuz I don't behave
The end of me is the only thing that's
Always on my mind
I just wanna be the end of me tonight
I just wanna be the end of me tonight