Whoaoooo, whoawhoawhoaoooo, whoaoooo
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If ya see a blue flag hangin' from my left pocket it means I'll f*ck all your holes
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If an orange flag hangs down from my right pocket it means that anything goes
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And that's called the handkerchief code
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The boys out in Frisco town had a problem back in the day
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There was no way to identify who was straight and who was a gay
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It was hard to find an acceptable mate and to find out what they liked
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It was hard to differentiate 'tween a queen and a spiky haired flute sound
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Then one day an idea came that quickly changed the game
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A nautical accordion sound saw a nautical flag and gay sex was never the same
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Yeah the boys out in Frisco town took a tip from the sailors at sea
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They'd hang a flag down from their ass to communicate secretively
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If ya see a black flag hanging from my left pocket it means that I'll beat you up
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If a red flag hangs down from my right pocket you can shove your fist up my butt
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And that's called the handkerchief code
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Now instead of shapes and instead of bars, colored hankies would duly report
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If you liked to be ridden dry or if you like water sports
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The pocket you chose would indicate if you bottom or you top
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And the pocket you chose would indicate
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If you're allowed to say stop
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Oh the boys out in Frisco town were surely now in luck
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The hanky code had made it clear just who was ready to f*ck
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And if a blue flag hangs down from the left, your asshole was probably tight
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But if that same flag hangs down from the right, your asshole won't put up a fight
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No your asshole won't put up a fight
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If ya see a gray flag hangin' from my left pocket, it means that I'll tie you up
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If green flag hangs down from my right pocket, you can gladly pay me to f*ck
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And that's called the handkerchief code.
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If ya see a brown flag hangin' from my left pocket, it means you'll eat all my shit
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If a yellow flag hangs from my right pocket, then I'll drink all of your piss
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And that's called the handkerchief code
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Whoaoooo, whoawhoawhoaoooo, whoaoooo
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