Carson Station - Great Minds Drink Alike Lyrics

You might be sweating in a factory
Or chained to a desk
Teaching little kids math
Or selling TV sets
No matter what y ou do
When it's time to unwind
You raise your glass, knock a few back
And have a good old time

It's as easy as you drink
I drink we can
You drink you're happy
I drink therefore I am
I drink we'll stay here
Till they turn out the lights
Drink we'll have another 'round
Shut this place down
'Cause great minds drink alike

Call it liquor logic
Or barstool philosophy
We need to raise some hell
After busting ass all week
As long as there's hammer
Or a clock to punch in
We'll head down to the bar, try to break a few hearts
When the weekend begins

It's as easy as you drink
I drink we can
You drink you're happy
I drink therefore I am
I drink we'll stay here
Till they turn out the lights
Drink we'll have another 'round
Shut this place down
'Cause great minds drink alike

Oh Shakespeare, Einstein, Einstein, Bubba, and Plato
Ain't we all just trying to drink each other under the table

It's as easy as you drink
I drink we can
You drink you're happy
I drink therefore I am
I drink we'll stay here
Till they turn out the lights
Drink we'll have another 'round
Shut this place down
'Cause great minds drink alike
Come to drink of it
I drink we're all drunk
'Cause great minds drink alike