You must have forgotten how fast word gets 'round this town
Bless your heart, your tiny brain can't shut your big fat mouth
If words could kill, I should be buried six feet underground
'Cause I can't write a song to save my life
Ain't that what you said to Caroline?
If I were a good Christian woman (like you) I'd probably forgive
But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch
Someone hold my beer 'cause I can't hold my tongue
But I can hold one hell of a grudge
This will not blow over girl, this ain't no summer storm
Even on my deathbed, I will find the strength to say that you're a
Horrible person and a horrible friend
In case you're wondering, I didn't forget
No, I can't write a song to save my life
Ain't that what you said to Caroline?
If I were a good Christian woman (like you) I'd probably forgive
But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch
Someone hold my beer 'cause I can't hold my tongue
But I can hold one hell of a grudge
This is the bridge that I'm burning
Can't be fixed, oh, no, was it worth it?
You little (hey, y'all, what's the word again?) bitch
I can't write a song to save my life
Ain't that what you said to Caroline?
If I were a good Christian woman (like you) I'd probably forgive
But I'm pretty sure that even Jesus thinks that you're a bitch
Someone hold my beer 'cause I can't hold my tongue
But I can hold one hell of a grudge
Yeah, I can hold one hell of a grudge
