You ain't fitting in with girls your age
At twenty-something, I still feel that way
But I wouldn't have my sense of humor
If I wasn't such a late bloomer
Waiting for your hips to come in
Not as pretty as your best friend
Hell, I probably woulda gave it up sooner
If I wasn't such a late bloomer
They all grow in the spring
What's so special 'bout that?
You don't grow like a weed
Is that really so bad?
'Cause someday it's all eyes on you
When you walk in the room
Yeah, you're tougher, and you're softer, and you're cooler
Late bloomer
You learn to have some real thick skin
Them takin' digs'll make you dig your heels in
It's probably why I cheer for and feel for the loser
'Cause we were some late bloomers
They all grow in the spring
What's so special about that?
You don't grow like a weed
Is that really so bad?
'Cause someday it's all eyes on you
When you walk in the room
Yeah, you're tougher, and you're softer, and you're cooler
Late bloomer
It's gonna take a little rain
Look at what a downpour makes
I promise that you'll have your day
Someday, late bloomer
They all grow in the spring
But you're more special than that
Why get lost in the weeds
When you've got what you have?
'Cause someday it's all eyes on you
When you walk in the room
'Cause you're tougher, and you're softer, and you're cooler
One day, I swear they'll say, "Remember when we knew her?"
Late bloomer
Late bloomer