[ Featuring Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Dr. Doofenschmirtz ]
I know you're probably expecting some tragic backstory
To explain why I want to reverse the rotation of the Earth.
But I'm not gonna go there, ya know why? Well I'll tell ya.
Back in Gimmelschtump
I always had to keep it real
Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump
Your childhood is less than ideal!
So I don't dwell on how I'll crawled my way out of the gutter
No I don't!
When people ask me what I mean, I say
D-D-D-Do I stutter!
But I'm no longer a hater
Cause I got an Inator
And an over-complicated scheme
I get a couple of checks
Every month from my Ex
So I can finance my coming regime!
And though my past was a wreck
I won't let it affect
My aspirations to cause mass hysteria
Cause I'm as sure as can be
That it's my destiny
To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area!
