Caused by Carelessness - Little Ditty Lyrics

I never write down my best ideas
In my head I'm a star
On paper I'm anything but
Everything I've done I want to be his
In my head I'm following
But on my feet I am not

Got a letter in the mail, who cares what it had to say
Sure didn't have anything that I wanted
You'd all be damned if I had it my way
We'd all be nice to each other but you'd think "that sucks"
I think my pen broke... is that a metaphor?
Nah
Unless that's what you really wanted
I think my heart broke... is your heart broke?
Or is that just your wallet?

I never write down my best ideas
In my head I'm a star
On paper I'm anything but
Everything I've done I want to be his
In my head I'm following
But on my feet I am not

So f*ck all my best ideas
In my head I'm a star and that's all that counts