Well everybody
It's f*cking Christmas
Isn't everybody happy
You know I am
I got a little song about it I'd like to share with you
It's about having a f*ckin good time
Here we go
It's f*ckin Christmas time and Santa is on his way
You hear those f*ckin bells chime
On his motha f*ckin sleigh
What the hell has he brought me this year
Bum bum bum bum
Ah f*ckin tell me that he brought us all good cheer
F*ckin jingle all the way
Ridin naked on a sleigh
Drinkin eggnog that we made
Whoa-oo-woh-oo-woh-oh
Presents for my family
I f*ckin got a Christmas tree
Deck the halls for all to see uh-whoa-oh
Got all that good shit
Like cookies and candy canes
And as we all sit
We play the f*ckin Christmas games
Were you a good boy
Were you a good girl this year
'Cuz if you were
I'll let you ride my motha f*ckin reign deer
Yeah
F*ckin jingle all the way
Ridin naked on a sleigh
Drinkin eggnog that we made
Whoa-oo-woh-oo-woh-oh
Presents for my family
I f*ckin got a Christmas tree
Deck the halls for all to see uh-whoa-oh
It's Christmas time baby
And I'm glad that you're here
You know I love you
And I'm just glad that
Me and you can spend this f*ckin Christmas together
Baby look outside
Do ya see all the snow
You know I'm right
When I say I love you so
Christmas time is here
It's time to spread the Christmas cheer