Here we are, it's the same song and dance
I flash a smirk, you give a glance
A little show I try to display
But you would rather run away
I try to tease, you grab your phone
Another text, I sit and groan
I try again and still no luck
Is there something in my teeth or what?
What am I gonna to do with you?
You could buy me a flower, maybe two
Don't be mean, where's your ring?
It's just an accessory to you
Cause when I light some candles, it goes over your head
I put on a show right before bed
When I try to get close, you just play dead oh, oh
I know that you love me
But come on hun, this can still be fun
Or do I have to sign you up for lessons in France?
Cause you suck!... at romance
You're almost perfect, there's one thing you lack
No, I don't mean your skills in the sack
It's just the previews that are wack
Return the pic? Baby got back
It's like cutting through red tape
Just to get through a date
Or am I alone?
Whoops, nope, sorry...
You're just on your phone
Cause when I light some candles, it goes over your head
I put on a show right before bed
When I try to get close, you just play dead oh, oh
I know that you love me
But come on hun, this can still be fun
Or do I have to sign you up for lessons in France?
Cause you suck!... at romance
You Suck!
At romance
You Suck!
At romance
You Suck!
At romance
You Suck!
At romance
Cause when I light some candles, it goes over your head
I put on a show right before bed
When I try to get close, you just play dead oh, oh
Seriously, do I stink?
But come on hun, this can still be fun
Or do I have to sign you up for lessons in France?
Cause you suck!... at romance