Champagne Jerry - Sex Pod Lyrics

We're in the sex pod
No one can judge what we do in here
We're in the sex pod
Jim gave me so many edibles I feel like a GODDDDDDD

I got a hole-in-one at Putt Putt Van Winkle
Put juvederm on my balls to get rid of the wrinkles
When I drink Bollinger I never have a hangover
It's not a true rhyme, but I can't write right now cuz I got quite the boner
S***, I like the gym, get in some reps, get ripped
Do my cardio, get cut, get swole, see lots of d***s
I've been known to kick people in the sacroiliac
Walking around free bleeding in white jeans like a hemophiliac
Shoving gluten-free muffins down my throat like f*** the celiac
My mom is leaning over me like where is Nealy at?
DER HE IS!!!! Snap back to reality I'm in an orgy where do i stick it??
When a guy leans in and asks what do you do?
Me? I sell tickets

To the sex pod
No one can judge what we do in here
We're in the sex pod
The sex pod
In the sex pod
No one can judge what we do in here
The sex pod
Jim gave me so many edibles I feel like a GODDDDDDD

(repeats)

So many comments, so many videos of you on the train
So many friends, so many enemies I feel shame for thangs I never thought before to feel shame
For, feel like a whore, not sure if I should have said that, did I actually do this in a song before?
Or?
Not? I got things I wanna do to your entire butthole as well as yr booty
I got dreams, everybody, let me out on the field so I can win the championship like Rudy
Championship like Rudy

In the sex pod
No one can judge what we do in here
We're in the sex pod
The sex pod
In the sex pod
No one can judge what we do in here
The sex pod
Jim gave me so many edibles I feel like a GODDDDDDD
(repeats)

Let me spread my wings even tho like my d*** skin, I'm flawed
I just want some privacy so we can do we want, do we want

(c) 2021 Champagne Jerry Neal Medlyn