CHAMPAGNE JERRY:
I'm like the ConEd of p**** ON IT!
I'm like the public enemy of p*****, WANTED
I got more pics of myself with celebrities than a pizza shop owner
I'mma Lena Dunham this s***, Tyler Perry this s***
Give America its first boner
You know the fly spot where they got the champagne?
It's in my mouth! Let's fill it up again
I get tons of sex wearing my dad jeans
All of Taylor Swift's songs are about me
AD-ROCK:
Ad-Rock, Champagne Jizzle
Bacon in the pan, non-stop sizzle
Pies and Thighs, we got Wise chips
Fresh to death, freshly dipped
Like Minty Fresh I got beats for days
Steady dripping on a purple haze
Freixenet, Korbel, Moet
Buckets of champale and that's a bet
Quick fast, home runs in hurry
My mellow my man and that Champagne Jurrry
Catch Club, fast love, we fly high on the wings of a dove
Pop bottles so hard got carpel tunnel
All day every day brunch
Sucker motherf*****s don't know what's real
Jerry Jer, what's the deal?
CHAMPAGNE JERRY:
I got so much champagne in my mouth I can't even talk
Champagne in my hollow leg and I can't even walk
If the world is The Craft, then I'm yr Fairuza Balk
You got cracks in yr raps? CJ's your caulk
Give me all your OMGs, f**** keep all the LOLs
Champagne Jerry, Ad Rock, all we do is ball
(c) Champagne Jerry, Ad Rock