Champion la Deceased - Daddy Deceased Lyrics

Bro she came in looking like a crazed maniac and gave me the whirly dirly
Shit sounded like
F*ckin' crazy right... bitch

Slick back
Young lil bitch she can get that
Dryin' up her toes like a bath mat
Murder that pussy she a house cat

(Huh wait)
Daddy Deceased on the thighs, slip through the night and I bust in her eyes
Shanty Clause, I slide down in the chimney, tickle your bitch then we cuddle, watch Disney
Strangle my balls, one two three count down mississippi
When I get litty, zip down the street and I cop me a biddie
Emo goth bitch yeah she lookin' so pretty, but she told me that she actually fifty
Bought me a ton of scotch whiskey, slurpin' it down as I pray corpus christi
Father forgive me, for all of the sins I'm boutta commityyyyyy

Her ass is looking so fat, t-minus twenty up in the mud flap (on god)
Forecast be nippy so drippy, all this brain got me going so witty
Hot pink g-string pull it down to the Panama City (woop)
Suck on the titties, doing the double Ds but she really Miss Piggy
I don't complain I get jiggy, jugglin' hoes its so tricky

They really hatin' my name, all of these bitches be hatin' my name
But they'll be screaming my name at my shows cause Daddy be rippin' beyblades (YUH)
Kidnap your dad he a groupie, tattoo his face then I pass him the uzi
It be going like grat tat tat tat, he turn you to sushi, raw salmon fish, pussy like Lucy (zoowee)

Cookin' up slab on the stove like... a... gypsy... bitch (MOMMA)
BDSM test proves I'm like (like what?) 100% switch
Cross country dashing through golden gate bridge
Rich, bad, st-st-stutter and twitch bitch

Gold plate all my jewelry from H&M
Coughin' you up I've confused you for phlegm and then

Slick back
Young lil bitch she can get that
Dryin' up her toes like a bath mat
Murder that pussy she a house cat

(Huh wait)
Daddy Deceased on the thighs, slip through the night and I bust in her eyes
Shanty Clause, I slide down in the chimney, tickle your bitch then we cuddle, watch Disney
Strangle my balls, one two three count down mississippi
When I get litty, zip down the street and I cop me a biddie
Emo goth bitch yeah she lookin' so pretty, but she told me that she actually fifty
Bought me a ton of scotch whiskey, slurpin' it down as I pray corpus christi
Father forgive me, for all of the sins I'm boutta commityyyyyy

Suckin' the neck plantin' all of these hickeys
Gather my crew yeah they form the committee
Rate ass on a scale of one and a quickie
Clappin' the cheeks, they hear it in Philly

Lookin' like paperclip you know I'm silly (uh huh)
Dick is so small, its feeling so shrivy
Exit the place with a dab and a shimmy

Rebound on a fat bitch I'm sorry (whip sound effect)
Score me you might think that I'm Lowry
If I like you then I'm paying your dowry
Cockpump got me screaming so loudly (AHHHH)

Would I let her do the whirly dirly again
F*ck yeah... bitch