I can tell there's a powder keg about to blow every time we talk
You look like you 'bout to lose a leg every time I see you takin' a walk
Now if I really thought there was a problem I would right away come
But the help you would ask from me would be whiskey and rum
And if I didn't get it for ya, you'd find someone to help you get you some
Then you'd start to yell at me for how it made your feelings numb
That ain't a cake you're bakin' at all
So if because of me the floor is shakin', it shall not fall
So just Kwitchyerbellyakin, and go find a new love affair
It's about time you learned that people like me just really don't care
If every rock in the river was a pebble of gold, you'd still be on the beach
You better Kwitchyerbellyakin, 'cause one of these days I'm gonna be out of reach
You say that my love for you is just a little thing that you know
If so, why do I give a sigh of relief when I watch you go?
You tell me that my adoration for you is just a plain and simple fact
If so why do I feel like I'm gonna have a stroke when I see you comin' back
You have but two options for this advice, and they are: leave it or take
You gotta quit offering sacrifices to the god of bellyache
So just Kwitchyerbellyakin, and go find a new love affair
It's about time you learned that people like me just really don't care
If every rock in the river was a pebble of gold, you'd still be on the beach
You better Kwitchyerbellyakin, 'cause one of these days, oh Lord
Ah hah
So just Kwitchyerbellyakin, and go find a new love affair
It's about time you learned that people like me just really don't care
If every rock in the river was a pebble of gold, you'd still be on the beach
You better Kwitchyerbellyakin, 'cause one of these days I'm gonna be out of reach
I decided I would never be one of the trophies you amass
So just take that cake you're bakin' and shove it up your ass
Up your ass