Thumper Video (MV)

If you hump her, they'll call it lust
And your thumper could easily bust
Oh, but if you dump her, they'll leave you to rust
Maybe you oughtta think about that
Maybe you oughtta think about that
Yeah yeah

If you dry it, replace what is lost
Don't deny it or she'll increase the cost
And like a tin can, soon you'll be tossed
Maybe you oughtta think about that
Maybe you oughtta think about that

I don't know who has a stranger tattoo
It's on the wrong side, yet it's still quite a view
Listen to my chest, my thumper's at rest
Dead is the knave who was sent on a quest

Forget everything you've been taught
Don't be upset, 'cause she's certainly not
And you better keep an eye on your you-know-what
Maybe you oughtta think about that

When you need her, you must go to her
When September feels like May
When the sand is running out
And you're having trouble keeping death at bay

Just forget everything you've learned
If you don't stir it, it could easily burn
And to a hell your little world could turn
Maybe you oughtta think about that

I really want you to know that it's true
That I really want you to do what you want to
Why hide your breasts? Are you teasing our guests?
Dead is the knave who was sent on a quest
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah

She'll make your thumper try to skip a beat
So you keep your jumper cables behind the seat
And what are you gonna do if you overheat?
Maybe you oughtta think about that
Lemonade, be afraid, it's a scam, what I am

In the moments before we fled
I heard a voice inside my head
I still remember what it said
I still remember what it said

When you need her, you must go to her
When September feels like May
When the sand is running out
And you're having trouble keeping death at bay
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah

Take a dose of everything at the bar (lemonade)
You'll get close, but still no cigar (be afraid)
To getting where you want from where you are (it's a scam)
Maybe you oughtta think about that (what I am)

If you wash it, don't forget to rinse (don't forget to rinse, baby, baby)
To this tune, please, take no offense
I know it ended up making no sense (be afraid)
Yeah yeah

I don't know who has a stranger tattoo (lemonade)
When you need her, you must go to her
It's on the wrong side, yet it's still quite a view (be afraid)
When September feels like May
Listen to my chest, my thumper's at rest (it's a scam)
When the sand is running out
Dead is the knave who was sent on a quest (what I am)
And you're having trouble keeping death at bay

I really want you to know that it's true (lemonade)
When you need her, you must go to her
That I really want you to do what you want to (be afraid)
When September feels like May
Why hide your breasts? Are you teasing our guests? (it's a scam)
When the sand is running out
Dead is the knave who was sent on a quest (what I am)
And you're having trouble keeping death at bay

Lucky's getting kinda tired, and I'm feeling rather uninspired
So good night

Maybe you oughtta think about that
Yeah yeah