Met a girl in the car
She slapped me like a mozzy bite
Swollen head, puppy eyes
Nearly bloody took my sight
She gave me Ross River
She gave me Ross River
Met a boy in the pub
First beer he called my bluff
He called me a dirty grub
And he was right soon enough
He gave me Ross River
He gave me Ross River
Ross River
Ross River
Ross River
Ross River
Ross River