[ Featuring Jonathan Hempstead ]
In a jungle, high up in the trees,
Lived a bunch of cheeky monkeys, if you please.
They'd eat bananas and swing all day,
And something funny was on its way.
Fart , fart, fart, it's time to toot,
The monkeys all gather in a hoot.
Fart, fart, fart, don't be alarmed,
It's just nature's way to keep us charmed!
They'd hang from vines and scratch their heads,
And sometimes, they'd doze in cozy beds.
But when the breeze began to blow,
The monkeys put on a hilarious show.
Fart, fart, fart, it's time to toot,
The monkeys all gather in a hoot.
Fart, fart, fart, don't be alarmed,
It's just nature's way to keep us charmed!
Sometimes it sounded like a drum's big beat,
Or a trumpet solo on a funky street.
But the monkeys would laugh and grin,
For their farts made the jungle sing!
Now this funny tale of gas so grand,
Teaches us all in this funny land.
No matter how silly, no matter how bizarre,
Laughter can make you a superstar!
Fart, fart, fart, it's time to toot,
The monkeys all gather in a hoot.
Fart, fart, fart, don't be alarmed,
It's just nature's way to keep us charmed!
So when you feel a rumble in your tummy's space,
Remember the monkeys and join the race.
Join in the laughter, don't be shy,
For in the world of farts, we all can fly!
Oops, I tooted