Chesspnoi - Twenty Twenty Little Me Lyrics

We just got out the Naval Hospital
My boy got (6) pacifiers
Wife said I can be a dumb liar; tasked me to put the laundry in the dryer
My boy can't stop crying, she wants me to change his diapers
I'm trying to write another rap, but this boy doesn't like sleeping under the light
She's asking for the baby wipes, Netflix, but no chill tonight
She still wants to cuddle after I clean the bottles and put the boy in a swaddle
Hickory dickory dock, if I cheat shell cut off my dick
My two dogs guard the boy's crib curious that they sniff his bib
Mary's family is Asian, so I know they ate the little lamb
Just like the farmer wife who cut the tails of the three blind mice, oh man

Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me

Five little monkeys jumping off on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mommy called the doctor and the doctor said
No more orgies Chinese zodiac said
(Are you done rapping, because the boy needs to be fed)
Mommy's high, she's on her 3rd set of Percocet's
Upset I went to American Village
When I leave the house, she said it's a privilege
My Instagram needed more images
Tried to take photos, wouldn't let me finish
My right eye's lens is acrylic, it's 2020, not what I envisioned
I'm like a dad on mission, Soon the boy will need immunizations
All these parental decisions
I learned from watching television
Now I gotta think about supervision
Teach my son about superstition
Etiquettes involving the kitchen
And being smart and staying away from prison
But I forgot about when I first was taught sex education

1-2-3 asawa ni marie
Araw gabi
Walang panty
Kasi lalaki at asawa ni marie
Stop It
He's to young to be learning that daddy!

Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me
Twenty twenty little me

Pee and poop in his pamper, every freaking diaper gets cramped up
Pacifiers all need to be cleaned up; His umbilical cord just fell off
No milk, makes him fussy like his mommy, moody calling me dummy
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle, here is my pout
I WANT FOOD BUY ME SOME AT THE MCDONALD'S DRIVE THRU RIGHT NOW