ChikënFist - Marty's Problem (Stripped) Lyrics

The other night my car broke down
Just outside of town
I need a little fuel
To get my feet up off the ground

But it's been a heavy week
I've made a friend, but he's a geek
Found out my dad's a peeping Tom
But I don't have much room to speak

And I got hit by a car
Woke up pantsless in the dark, and
This girl has got the hots for me
But she looks a bit bizarre

And this idiot from class
Says he's gonna kick my ass
Cause I dirtied up his car
But I don't think he's got the brass

I ain't no chicken
But time is tickin'
I've gotta go

I'm stuck in 1955, I need plutonium to drive
I'm starting to expect I'm never gonna get home again
This geriatric lunatic's got a plan, and I'll stick to it
Anything to keep myself from fading away
Nobody knows when lightning strikes
But with any luck tonight
I'll find my way back home

I gotta get the class nerd laid
Or at least get him a date
A little romance at the dance tonight
And I hope it's not too late

But this douche is feeling up the girl
So I hope this nerd can fight
I'm so done with all of this
I'm feeling sick, cause

I just made out with my mother
She said I kiss just like a brother
I don't quite know how she knows it
And I don't think that I want to

This incestuous sexual tension
Would give Freud an erection
But it's not like I had options
Or a way out...

I'm stuck in 1955, I need plutonium to drive
I'm starting to expect I'm never gonna get home again
This geriatric lunatic's got a plan, and I'll stick to it
Anything to keep myself from fading away
Nobody knows when lightning strikes
But with any luck tonight
I'll find my way back home

"Man, I wish I could, just... you know, make like a tree and get out of here"

I'm stuck in 1955, I need plutonium to drive
I'm starting to expect I'm never gonna get home again
This geriatric lunatic's got a plan, and I'll stick to it
Anything to keep myself from fading away
Nobody knows when lightning strikes
But with any luck tonight
I'll find my way back to the future again
Back to 1985, I'd just be glad to be alive
And hopefully there'll be no major repercussions
For meddling with the past... shit