(To The Tune Of: Ninety-Nine Bottles of Pop)
I'm ninety-nine miles from home
I'm ninety-nine miles from home
I walked awhile, sat down awhile
I'm ninety-eight miles from home.
I'm ninety-eight miles from home
I'm ninety-eight miles from home
I walked awhile, sat down awhile
I'm ninety-seven miles from home.
(Count one less with each repetition)