Chris Bradford - My Cousin Greg Lyrics

Now let me tell you about my cousin Greg
He's got something special sure to make you beg
It's as big as a TV remote that's no lie
And when you see it you might just cry
You can see it from the front you can see it from the back
It's the size of a bat and that's a fact
It's got its own pulse like a drum in the night
When Greg's around everything's just right
My cousin Greg's got a big ol dong
Thing's so heavy it's got its own song
Thick as a brick and hard to hide
He carries that meat with a lot of pride
They say it's like a legend whispered in the wind
Greg's got the goods he don't need to pretend
It's like a mighty river flowing strong and free
When Greg's around you know there's something to see
It's got its own heartbeat l you can feel it in the air
When Greg walks by the ladies stop and stare
It's a conversation starter the stuff of dreams
Greg's got the goods bursting at the seams
My cousin Greg's got a big ol dong
Thing's so heavy it's got its own song
Thick as a brick and hard to hide
He carries that meat with a lot of pride
At the beach or the pool Greg's got no fear
That big ol thing makes everyone cheer
It casts a shadow blocks out the sun
And when Greg's around there's always fun
He's a walking legend with a story to tell
Greg's got the goods rings the bell
Thick as a coke can you better believe
When Greg's around you don't want to leave
My cousin Greg's got a big ol dong
Thing's so heavy it's got its own song
Thick as a brick and hard to hide
He carries that meat with a lot of pride
It's like a force of nature hard to tame
Greg's proud of it and he ain't to blame
It's thick and it's strong a sight to behold
And every time he swings it it's pure gold
He's the talk of the town can't be denied
With that big ol thing there's nowhere to hide
It's like a legend passed down in a song
Folks gather around just to see if it's long
My cousin Greg's got a big ol dong
Thing's so heavy it's got its own song
Thick as a brick and hard to hide
He carries that meat with a lot of pride
So here's to the legend with the gift of the gods
He's got the goods against all odds
When he's around he can do no wrong
Because my cousin Greg's got a big ol dong
My cousin Greg's got a big ol dong
Thing's so heavy it's got its own song
Thick as a brick and hard to hide
He carries that meat with a lot of pride