Kill Mr. Sandy Claws
I wanna do it
Let's draw straws
Jack said we should kill him together
Three of a kind
Birds of a feather
Now and forever, whee!
La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, stab him with a knife
Throw away his limbs somewhere no one will ever find
First we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes sniffing
We will snap his neck and close the f*cking gate
Wait I've got a better plan
To kill this big ass lobster man
Let's chuck him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up
Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years, so that he can't talk
Oh Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
Can feast on his dead corpse and then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will eat his derriere, whee!
I say that we take a handgun
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
We'll paint his blood upon the door
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow his ass to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And Oogie will eat us too you see
Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, stuff him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean then we can all go brag
Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest f*ck around
If I were on his f*cking list, I'd be first to drown
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of cyanide stew, mmm
We're his little hit-men and we take our jobs with pride
We do our best to murder
And stay on his good side
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
I'm not the dipshit
You're no fun, shut up, make me
I've got something, listen bitch
This one's real good you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity
Entices him to look inside
And then we're gonna make him bleed
Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, stab him with a stick
Bury him for ninety years, use his bones as tooth picks
Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get real stiff
Kill Mr. Sandy Claws, give him poison tea
Put his body in a cage for everyone to see