The family party's on Zoom this year
I really love them all but don't want them near
I got my Christmas dino PJ pants
And no desire to get dressed more than that
It's a damn pandemic Christmas
Santa's leavin' present at the door
I'll take it easy on my liver
A promise that I broke every single year before
It'll be nice to wake up sober on the floor
I'll spend NYE in underwear
I won't brush my teeth or wash my hair
I'll be brutally honest when I say
That all I want this year is a personal day
Bah! Humbug!
It's a damn pandemic Christmas
Santa's leavin' present at the door
I'll take it easy on my liver
A promise that I broke every single year before
It'll be nice to wake up sober on the floor
It's a damn pandemic Christmas
Santa's leavin' present at the door
I'll take it easy on my liver
A promise that I broke every single year before
It's a damn pandemic Christmas
Santa's leavin' present at the door
I'll take it easy on my liver
A promise that I broke every single year before
It'll be nice to wake up sober on the floor