(Christian Kane / Blair Daly)
So you're tired and you're beat and you worked all week
And you need a place you can let it go
Where the girls go wild and the boys play hard
And you need a little more than just the radio
Well here's your open invitation
With just a couple regulations
Let me warn you son, only come to have fun
We don't take kindly to serious
So leave your troubles at the door
Unless you want some in here
Chorus.
Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks and laughs and gets high
It's a country music, a little soul
It's a rock-n-roll rodeo
We don't tolerate no sitting around
Everybody's dancing, grooving and getting on down
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude
You better read the house rules
Around 11 o'clock when the front door locks
And the boys start raisin' the bottles
Well the girls do the thing with the Mardi Gras beads
Yeah you know they gonna show em if they got em
And no matter what your story
A good time is mandatory
Rule number seven says don't touch the women
But they can grab whatever they want to
Repeat Chorus.
There's no such thing as last call
We pick em up when they fall
We share the same bathroom stall
Says the sign on the wall
Repeat Chorus.
Boy before you come walkin' in here with any kind attitude
Lord you better read the house rules
Ah son you better read the house rules
You better read the house rules