[ Featuring the Gang ]
I stared out my window the leather saddle lit up and I knew I wasn't going to get a wink
I was in muppets corner, I didn't mind, just listen, give me a drink
Cause back at home I got rats in my wall so I'll stay and face the mockery
If you think I'm tough then maybe you should have a look at the lads under my settee
It ain't that I got no place to go
But I've done all my packet and outgrown my clothes
It ain't that my room isn't that nice
But the rats in my wall keep me up all night
I met someone nice, seemed to good to be true
The end of the night loomed large
I'll go home with you but let's not stay at mine
I got company and let me tell you they're in charge
There's company that I don't wanna keep
I'll surrender it all and trade what I got for a goodnight of sleep
I told her who we would bump into and she tended to agree
And off we went through heaven green
So up castlebar hill the bus our chauffeur
At least she ain't got rats living in her toaster"
